You're not a real fan until you paint your nipples bright red

And that $100 million he'll be making in one year? Total turn off.

Threadjack

@Kid Canada: Tampa's out of reach. But we've got 10 games left against Boston...

@Kid Canada: Blue Jays: to hope or not to hope?

A Sad Donut.

@Gourmet Spud: Wow. This is like that episode of Lost where something probably important was revealed.

Another anagram: Jeremy's Iron.

Do Christians really only worship three times a week?

Anyone who watched the Australia-Russia women's basketball game on Sunday night, well past midnight, can vouch for the efficacy of this theory.

I just thought of something, and it made me stop everything I was doing:

@winterconditions: Tops Never Stops... Giving You More!

@Afino: All Torontonians are 5% Buffalonian.

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: @Kid Canada: You can get some pretty good discounts at the Factory Outlet Mall.

@winterconditions: I felt the anger, and I couldn't do anything about it. I could use a Molson's.

Fire in Tonawanda!

Is this supposed to be a burn? Would those medals still count toward the rest of the US, which would now be named Fat, Lazy and Stupid?

The Krispy Kreme in Cheektowaga is kosher certified. Toronto has no kosher KKs. So, I think Buffalo can make due with that.

a magical team called either the "Ben-gals" or the "Ven-gals" (depending on your reading of Aramaic)

That John Leicester, such a cunning linguist.