She's balancing my beam as we speak.

No word on when he will learned English.

Is Alicia Sacramone the New Anna Kournikova?

That must have been some amazing meat on the barbeque. "Oh, is that LaDanian Tomlinson bench-pressing air conditioners? Fuck it, I've got fillet on the grill, yo."

Maddux will have a picture taken of him clogging the toilet.

Can you call timeout in wrestling?

Is it a threadjack if it's DUAN? The Dodgers got Maddux.

He was just being ironic.

@Kid Canada: You fool! Those are Ivy League teams.

@Kid Canada: Including one in a jump-off with the US. So help me: [olympics.thestar.com]

You executed a starred commenter? It is a new world...

@Clare: No, no, it's 与您性交!!!!

Luckily, the team is dressed the part.

...China's general disregard of the promises it made to be awarded the Olympics

I TOLD YOU!!!!!!!!!

@thefuseproject: I just logged in so I could make the statement that the answer to WNBA's ratings woes are Australia's unis. The color combo is one thing, but the track-style suits are fantastic, in my humble opinion.

Canada's got 7th locked up in this one.

Four medals for Canada. More than Togo, Mongolia and Azerbaijan combined.

Yay. We'll take it.

Geez, at least let's get a medal out of this...