@Metschick: It's been strongly hinted at here tonight. Different perspectives over what to do about all the shit that gums up the works in daytime Deadspin. Do yourself a favor and skip it.

@Metschick: Nothing, nothing, forget it, shhhh...

Meantime, I'm catching up on the rest of DUAN in another window. And, uh... I'm kind of glad I didn't detonate that one, unlike maybe yesterday...

@Gourmet Spud: And the headlines!

@Yinka Double Dare: Yeah, because why bother. It's like the button knows. The button fucking knows.

@Gourmet Spud: I know. We're supposed to be keeping the complex in house, right?

Oof.

An Israeli and a Canadian! Two rooting interests! I can't lose!!

@Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay: It's like the button is embarrassed to be there...

For added hilarity (why am I doing this?), click here — [olympics.thestar.com] — and take note of the medal standings table on the side. Take special note of the supremely necessary button in the bottom-right corner of the table.

@thefuseproject: Just wait until Sunday when we medal in rowing. Boy, will you have egg on your face.

Here's an inspiring headline: [www.thestar.com]

@West Coast Sh!tShow: OF COURSE!!! We knew that was HOF-bound as it was happening. Good on you to remember.

@UkraineNotWeak: Thanks for the tip.

@Dan Daoust: I mean throat. Cancel.

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: [Clears breath...]

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: What did you like better, the flamboyant grand slam or the gritty, Ecksteiny bunt?

Canadians.

@Lizabelle: Yep, for his blog and the bleary-eyed commenters who refused to leave him.

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: If the premise is Matt_T's reasoning — "I nominate Skeets for his work as Weekend Editor, Basketball Closer and the brilliant Costas Redux" — well, all of those things precisely belong to the past year only.