@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: What Matt_T said?

@Matt_T: Feels more SHOTY to me.

First... and last? We shall see.

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day. First ballot, no question.

@KazMatsuisAnalFissure: If you look at its performance over its career, this late surge is obviously 'roid enduced. So it doesn't get my vote, on principle.

@SideAngleSide: @TheLou-Do: Click on the tag.

The discussion over the proper use of towels.

AK-47 is a tool,

I'm in!!!

@Gourmet Spud: Nor Jasikavicius': [www.ynetnews.com]

@KazMatsuisAnalFissure: FYI: [deadspin.com]

INVISIBUL CONSENTING ADULT

@thetaxman: Todd her Van Poppel.

@KazMatsuisAnalFissure: What choice do we have?!

Come to think of it, I can probably do the rest of the college football previews, Clay.

@Sports-Pun: I had a LOLCATS joke all set for that picture. "INVISIBUL ANIL GANGBANG." Would have killed. Alas.

@Sports-Pun: They're too busy reading and re-reading the Oregon post.

DUAN?

There's a joke here about merciless scalpers, but I made a promise...

I'd take any one of the three passers for Bills QB.