Canada remains on track to... win some medals... on Sunday... in rowing.

Does anyone know how to perform the Heimlich on civilization?

For the generously waisted gentleman (Holla!), two-button for sure — creates length. Three-button okay; definitely not double-breasted. And do not go heavy on the shoulder padding — the linebacker look that was popular in the 80's will not help.

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: Heh. Coincidentally, Scott Downs = best middle reliever in baseball, best 7-8 relievers over all.

Nothing like a good B.J. (Ryan performance).

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: B-League!!

Can't believe Vernon actually came through there...

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: DUAN has a chance...

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: That is so five minutes ago.

@supermike5alive: He's been stellar over his last four starts. Great pick-up.

@TracyHamandEggs9 is the bitchiest banana: Easy, easy. I will tone it down, you can do the same.

@TracyHamandEggs9 is the bitchiest banana: Wow. You are indeed the bitchiest banana. Well, I'm not going to walk you through the threads of the last few days, but I think you'll find plenty of instances where a gang of commenters jumped down someone's throat, where that gang did not include me. The post with the guy…

@UkraineNotWeak: LA, LA, LA, I CAN'T HEAR YOU...

@What Would Kornheiser Do?: You're asking me???

@Gourmet Spud: It got a little nasty out there, but we've kissed and made up:

@TracyHamandEggs9 is the bitchiest banana: You figured it out! Good stuff.

@EricStrattonRushChairman: I don't blame you, this is the place all the cool kids hang out.

谢谢Deadspin您持续的支持。

@Proverbial:

They're also doing Phelps' taxes, fyi.