@HockeyMountain: Yeah, but do you tell people you live in Southern Cal? A Calgarian saying he lives in Toronto would be like you saying you live in Chicago.

@Kid Canada: True story: I was at the Canada pavillion at Epcot Center, and I asked the guy selling Coffee Crisps where he was from. He said, "Outside Toronto." I asked where. He said I never heard of it. I said try me. He said, "Penetanguishene." I said, "Gateway to Barrie!"

@Matt Sussman: @Dan Daoust: Oh, wait, I know this: Warren Harding: The Hunk.

@Matt Sussman: Help a hoser: was he known to be handsome?

GWB: The Cerebral Assassin.

For decades, Episcopal's students have been anchored — perhaps shackled — by the school's Honor Code, a Mosaic tablet written in stone, with grim consequences for those who flaunt it even once. The Code demands:

@UkraineNotWeak: Then who was staying on 16 at my blackjack table?

@Jefferson DArcy: Disagree. He may not want to have to say these things, but the fact is, no one's saying it for him. He should be there.

Absolutely. Does Yoggi Berra have to buy tickets to see a Yankees game? And if he did, would he dream of it? And Spitz is the Babe Ruth of swimming.

It works! Wow, there went the rest of my life.

I'm writing this using Opera Mini on my BlackBerry (shout out to HIV 2 Elway). Let's see if it works.

Jesus, you Americans can swim. I'll give you that.

Alright, I'm going to get out of here before I forget there's more to life...

@TracyHamandEggs9 is the bitchiest banana: ROFLMAO

@TracyHamandEggs9 is the bitchiest banana:

@Matt Sussman: Nah, it's the spinning shit into gold that makes for true brilliance. Anyone can watch Endy Chavez steal a home run in the NLCS and yell "HOLY SHIT!!!" twenty times.

@Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos: 'Twas not always this way...

[Shit, management's watching.]

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@TracyHamandEggs9 is the bitchiest banana: Oh, when you're posting that in DUAN as a reaction to a real-time historic victory, then hey, go nuts. But when it's the next day and the mandate is back to be funny and do not not be funny? Can it.