@Fat-Fat: Oh, hey, I'm Dan D. Hi!
@TracyHamandEggs9 is the bitchiest banana: Try this one on for size — [deadspin.com] — and just count the "America!" and "Tell me how my ass tastes" variations of the same joke. KC at least put them in their place.
@TracyHamandEggs9 is the bitchiest banana: I think that's right. I'm amazed that someone as tenured as UNW would get that treatment so soon in the life of that tool. There are hundreds of other clowns around here who should be ahead in the line.
@TracyHamandEggs9 is the bitchiest banana: Carp? He said carp? UkraineNotWeak, you're lucky to still have an account!
Not to overly and undeservedly hype myself (seriously!), but I may have had a hand in forcing Iracane to employ the disemvoweling tool. Scroll through the history:
@UkraineNotWeak: It makes for a fun game: [deadspin.com] What could "nqr" have been? How about "skng"?
I hate to be on those ESPN-comment copy-and-pasters, but holy moly, this one's one for the ages:
@twoeightnine: Now, now, let's be fair to the media. They rightfully made Lezak's leg the story of that race.
@Send It In, Jerome!: The Phelps final is followed immediately by Natalie Coughlin vs. Kirsty Coventry in the 100M backstroke. If Coughlin wins, she will immediately pose for Playboy right then and there.
I fucking knew someone was going to call him Slezak. This isn't Popwatch, Daulerio! It's Lezak.
Alright, I'm treating this as DUAN.
Can someone tell me if DUAN is up, or is this the most current post?
@Sports-Pun: Ha! I just realized my "Gay" joke was even more layered than I thought.
Gay.
The name's Poochie D,
Two in a row!
Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall.
[Does cartwheel in commenting area]
I'm all for keeping out the unfunny comments, but this may be a little more radical than strictly necessary.