Um, Iracane? Magary? Suss? Anyone? Yeah, we're going to need some assistance over here clearing out the shit.

You're not blogging the opening ceremonies? You've had all day to come up with material.

"For best heavyweight champ, I'd have to go with Macho Man." — NWO4Life

@Johninho: +1 for the super-inside joke.

@Matt_T: Goyim = plural. You are a goy (clearly).

Chaval.

Molly's camera man didn't exactly rush to her aid. More like, the exact opposite.

These days, Ludacris gets it on with a different crowd: [uk.eurosport.yahoo.com]

This narrowly beats Oleo of the Week.

As any perusers of DUAN will attest, Lady Andrea will have the best stories. Get her in on this...

@J-No: Yup. He is full of fear, it's written all over his face. He wishes he could take this all back, I have no doubt about it.

@Kid Canada: It's a love letter to Clay.

@GW06: Just caught a clip on espn.com. Couldn't agree more. His eyes look scared.

@Trenton Makes The World Takes:

Ah.

Posting to see.

Carl Lewis, I could kiss you!

Damn that's a big bottle of mustard.

Rest assured that we will keep you posted this continuing story with Favre-like tenacity.

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