@chilltown: That picture was taken right after Sergio watched Vijay's putz.

@WrighteousMetsFan: Watch it: [deadspin.com]

/huddles over golf post

@Drew Magary: Keep it up.

What do you do after Week 1 when you realize Sean Alexander is dead and Adrian Peterson is Purple Jesus? What the hell is the point???

A couple hours a week to fantasy football? Please.

Not to prejudge, but: needs more Whittlz.

Can we introduce a feature where more than 5% of the comments aren't shit?

@Kid Canada: Vernon Wells would have to both be healthy and not suck.

Canada! This is what you are...

What fools!

The Packers deserve our gratitude. We've dodged the Favre-Returns-to-Lambeau and QB-Controversy-with-Garcia bullets.

Their server is down!

@Matt Sussman: Was there a WNBA all-star game you were live blogging or something?

@She Blinded Me With Violence: Oh, I think it'll be Pennington who has the least kid-like season.

Sal Paolontonio thinks this at least doubles the Jets win total of last year (which was 4). You know, forget what a douche Favre is and how sickening this story has been and all that. How has the media not noticed that Favre has sucked for at least three years, probably more like five?

@Napoleon's Battle Plan: The Jets fans will oblige.

Okay, folks, it's been a pleasure. If I may leave you with two thoughts. One, ahem, this: [deadspin.com]

@Carmen McFanzone: I'll leave homework.

@UkraineNotWeak: Okay, I really have to get going, but I have been waving that flag since forever. I will never, ever understand the appeal of fantasy football. Football stats don't matter! And no one can predict who will be good! I just don't get it.