That is not getting any more clever or more apt with repetition.

Wait, so he busted her trying to cheat because he was trying to cheat, and then you still hooked up with her after that?

And as she walked away (and out of his life forever) she flicked the butt of her cigarette in his direction, thus igniting the (previously gasoline soaked) papers he held in his lap.

Shitty click bait title, I came expecting

I don't even understand how this is revenge. She surprise informed him she knew he was cheating. I don't get it.