I reject that conceptually. Facts are facts and lies are lies. And insanity is insanity.

As a currently pregnant person, I’d like to tell this man to fuck the fuck off with his host bullshit. I wanted this baby and pregnancy is miserable as FUCK. This isn’t hosting, this is being bled fucking dry by a goddamned alien (if you’re reading this in the future, little dude, just know that I mean every fucking…

I am hoping that before they left, the Obama’s installed in the White House three animatronic ghosts programmed to visit Trump on Christmas Eve.

Stupid sexy Flanders!

Craft thread!

I just feel actively bad all the time

Wildenstein, 76, flew into a “violent rage” and scratched the face of fashion designer Lloyd Klein inside their apartment in Trump World Tower on 1st Avenue and East 47th Street around 1:30 a.m., the sources said.

Being from Jersey which voted blue can we at least agree that the car salesman is from a red state? Maybe Ohio specifically today with their 6 week heartbeat abortion ban bullshit?

How about Mark Burnett stages the inauguration as a mashup of his programs? Trump is dropped into an actual shark tank that’s on a desert island and he screams until his voice is gone and we see if he’s a survivor.

Layers. Goggles. Scarves. two pairs of gloves.

“California allows it.”

Right? Can we please STOP blaming Clinton/Dems for not being magicians? Wait, no, reaching these people wouldn’t take a magician — it’d take a lobotomist.

I am tired of talking about how stupid these people are. They are stupid and they are never going to get any smarter. There is no amount of edumacation that will disloge their fantasy world. The only question that we should grapple with now is: can we continue to coexist, indefinitely, with people who live in a…

I’m not entirely sure I wouldn’t introduce Nigel that way in person.

I’m sure Rita Ora’s great but I just don’t know if anything will ever top this:

* Read headline as “America’s Next Top Model Robot”

This trailer makes me smile ear to ear...with my eyes.

really hate reality tv in general but I always muted the entire show until they did the photoshoots lol. I’m probably the only person that enjoys the creative side of it and not the bullshit drama.