Claim your prize at customer service on your way out the door, Jeff.

Sulfuric acid in the batteries. Hydraulic fluid in the shocks and struts. Paints, adhesives, and sealants all over the body. Refrigerant in the AC unit. Residual fuel in the tank and fuel systems components. Toxic gas in the brake accumulators. Compressed gas in the air bag systems. Propellant in the seat belt…

Is it overreach when the government tells me I can’t enrich uranium on my own property?

One man’s “Enthusiast” is another man’s “Hoarder”.

I’m sorry David, but I believe our gentleman friend, regardless of his cheery disposition, falls into “Hoarder” territory.

If they were running, driven, exhibited, or maintained....maybe I’d change my mind...but nope...we’re in straight hoarder-land here.

Oh, gas v. charcoal - I’m sure this thread will be a calm and reasonable sharing of ideas.

International Waters...

Common mistake here, it’s actually better if you keep floating a bit and wash up on the shores of Ireland.

If you drowned off the coast of Delaware, would there be better tax advantages for your body being discovered on the shore or floating in international waters?

We should really just make protesting with weapons illegal.

I sent them the fucking obituary.

This is the worst take and you should be ashamed.

She will probably ascend better than most too....

Maybe it’s just the angle, but it sure looks like he was blocking the plate there and the throw surely didn’t carry him into blocking the plate.

Wow. Great post. One additional observation - he masks the intention of that serve so well. On all four of those serves in the video, Berdych has no idea where the ball is going until it’s way too late. Damn.

Anyone who saw Jeter’s range at shortstop already knew he had alligator arms.

“For any knowledgable baseball fan, that’s basically irrelevant and easy to ignore, but for newcomers to the game, it can raise concerns. Last year, during Game 7 of an instantly legendary World Series, the triple-K was displayed, and people somewhat understandably moaned.”

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

Saying “fuck that kid” over something so ridiculously meaningless as this, when he actually got his hands on it first, when it wasn’t tossed to anyone in particular, and the other dude is a full-grown man is not a good take, man.

One man was charged with the real-sounding crime of “unlawful use of a two way communication device.”

There’s a lot to be learned from competing against superior drivers.