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“For any knowledgable baseball fan, that’s basically irrelevant and easy to ignore, but for newcomers to the game, it can raise concerns. Last year, during Game 7 of an instantly legendary World Series, the triple-K was displayed, and people somewhat understandably moaned.”

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

Saying “fuck that kid” over something so ridiculously meaningless as this, when he actually got his hands on it first, when it wasn’t tossed to anyone in particular, and the other dude is a full-grown man is not a good take, man.

One man was charged with the real-sounding crime of “unlawful use of a two way communication device.”

There’s a lot to be learned from competing against superior drivers.

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I love that major league baseball deems being the instigator and throwing a lethal projectile at someone’s head over being butthurt from 2014 is worth only 2 games out of 162 more than a guy attacking the asshat who just tried to maim him with his helmet.

Found the Kentucky fan!

I, for one, am amazed that a security guard who wears wristbands would take his job a little too seriously and take a ball away from a kid.

Well, don’t rush all at once to help the poor guy.

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

I mean, it was the engineers driving it, so they kinda did build it themselves.

This is so stupid. Look at his fall. It is *exactly* the fall any player in the league would give when they were trying to flop to draw a charge. The idea that you refuse to acknowledge this simple, obvious fact just tells me you’re a big Olynyk fan. Which is fine. Some people love Kelly Olynyk. Good for them. But

It was a FIFA-worthy flop. Zero percent chance Oubre knocked him down. It was an act.

It wasn’t a flop. If you look at it again Olynyk fell because he didn’t see Oubre coming at him; Olynyk was busy bitching to the ref about his own foul.

That’s also a clear flop by Olynyk.

It’s not “fundamental to air travel”. God didn’t reach out from heaven and scribe down on a sacred stone tablet that “Thou shalt not tranfer seats!”

Citation required.

106 year old from the Bronx named Danny Almonte took home the male title

Based on what everyone else drives, she must be the highest paid person at Jalopnik if she can buy a 20k car.