What, exactly, is clickbait about a completely factual headline, aside from you being pissed off that the story details didn’t match your assumptions? What additional journalism would be required? Do you understand the history and purpose of headlines? 

I took Thaler’s class in grad school. He spent a whole lecture on their analysis of the NFL Draft and which picks were the most valuable. This was before the current slotting (or whatever you call it) system. So top picks got gigantic contracts. Anyway, it was all pretty fascinating. The most valuable picks were…

Ohio State: 1 year bowl ban for free tattoos, Penn state: 4 year bowl ban for harboring a child rapist. So I guess child molesting is only 4x as bad as a free tattoo? Fuck the NCAA and their spinelessness in this case.

“I Condone Child Molestation”

We all live and learn.

You get a solid, one-one-thousand, two-one-thousand, three-one-thousand count. If you haven’t started moving, or your brake lights haven’t at least flickered off by then, you get the horn.

I attended the paralympics in 2000 and it was pretty awesome.

I love Subarus and manual transmissions, but if you’re going off road and could end up in rough terrain, you’re going to need more torque to the wheels than you can get without a low range transfer case, particularly if you’ve got up a size or two on the tires. The Subaru drivetrain will make up for a lot, but there…

Naked Gun is the best non-sports sports movie.

This is fucking fabulous. I have never loved Deadspin more.

This is seriously awesome. You’re carrying on the Gawker Media tradition of doing smart, challenging, in your face work. Keep it up.

They took away Duke and UNC’s home games for the first 2 rounds of the NCAA Tournament.

BIG JIM SLADE! FORMER TIGHT END FOR THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS!

You must own one.

Any word on whether Sandusky will be furloughed to be a part of the festivities?

The ceremony will be held in the parking lot so everyone will have to look the other way.

I don’t think this necessarily offers hope for humanity, but I wouldn’t say it’s just basic decency for a guy who went to the school expecting to be fawned over by excited kids to instead sit down with a lonely, awkward boy who probably didn’t even know who he was.

To be fair to the Iron Pig, it must be insufferable to deal with Toledo tourists all the time.

Apparently you’re not familiar with Title K-IX.

Baylor: Dogs more important than Women.