I think I’d have to meet the kid to make that call.

No, it wouldn’t have. And the POTUS was seconds away. You don’t take even the smallest of chances with POTUS’ security.

What if he is a suicide bomber with explosives strapped to his body? The cops had 10 seconds before the man reached the president vehicle.

Wranglers don’t depreciate nearly that much. In fact, they depreciate so little that you might as well buy one new. They really hold their resale value.

That Gwagen has 9.646" of ground clearance. It’s right there in the article. The Land Cruiser is 9.1". The last time someone was so snarky about a half an inch was when a hooker made fun of your dick.

Done right

It’s a great Three Stooges routine, but doesn’t make for very good Abbott & Costello.

I’ll pay out 5:2 on the Hound getting his mashed up ass off the bottom of the cliff, finding out what Ramsay did to Sansa, and making his way up north to fuck up dat boi

over the Hudson bay

And when your car can do that, do you really give a shit whether the infotainment system works or not?

The kid appears to know the path to righteousness.

Christ, what an asshole.

I think the point is to take $0.95 per month out of the pocket of every american with cable or satellite television

This is a bunch of horseshit.

My face is going to age gracefully like a well-worn baseball glove. Like Robert Redford. I’m pretty sure he’d drink Bay Rum before putting any of this nonsense on his face.

AND. PARK. IN. NON-EXISTENT. AUSTIN. PARKING. SPOTS. ALSO. DRINK. AND. DRIVE.

Great place to keep a baby, especially with the drain plug.

I’m aware, but the folks in the video do not appear to be scientists or engineers. They appear to be morons with a video camera and good yelling voices.

I just don’t have any more words about the level of sadness, but mostly anger, this whole story makes me feel.

Bullshit.