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Pretty sure killing someone on a bike is the easiest way to commit homicide and get the least amount of years for it.

It means they’ve done a great job crate-training Gronk.

Christ, Harvard really is insufferable in every imaginable way.

Well, first of all - cars are regulated - ever hear of driver’s licenses? And cars also have important functionality for society, and does not have a primary purpose as a weapon for killing other people.

... from a stepstool.

This kind of sensationalist nonsense isn’t why I come to Deadspin.

You know what’s actually lazy, Wilbon? Relying on the tired cliches offered by athletes and coaches to “tell a story.” I don’t want to read that the Royals success this year is attributed to their “toughness,” that they just “wanted it more,” that they were “focused,” or whatever bullshit. It’s much more interesting

I can’t stand nuns, but I find this story almost impossible to believe. Nuns don’t go around asking for money from the collection and Catholics don’t tithe 10%. There’s probably a grain of truth in it somewhere, but it’s been embroidered as it came down to you.

Normal procedure.

Did anyone actually read the Yale professors response to the halloween costume letter?

These are not the 72 virgins they were expecting.

While I think this proposal is ridiculous, I wouldn’t say “fuck sports” and spending public money on them. There are plenty of things that public money is spent on that I don’t enjoy, but I know that others do enjoy them. It’s part of what makes a city diverse.

Ugh, I used to work for a man that hunted with hounds. Fucking barbaric. And the way those people treat their hounds is equally barbaric. Fuck those people. I feel the same way about traps, imagine being stuck in a trap just waiting to die for days on end.

And by the time the leg is done your breast is dry. This is not debatable, its science.

And by the time the leg is done your breast is dry. This is not debatable, its science.

Thermapen Classic (or really any of the Thermapens). Bar none the best thermometer for cooking I have ever bought — accept no substitutes.

Thermapen Classic (or really any of the Thermapens). Bar none the best thermometer for cooking I have ever bought —

Real hunters I know call this thrill killing, and find it morally reprehensible.

I grew up in South Carolina so I think I’ve got a good handle on what does and does not constitute being a slave. Something about making at least $8 million over 12 years, not including endorsement deals, doesn’t really strike me as slavery. Suck it up, dude, and while you’re at it pick up my fucking club.

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I made it through my childhood

This kid writes like he’s going to be a washed up NFL punter in 10 years...