California really needs to do the following:
1) Get rid of water rights all together
2) Start metering every house and business (there are places here that don’t have meters at all, but new buildings are required to be metered)
3) Start increasing the price of water (many pay a set rate regardless of usage)
4) Start…

Global financial collusion, bribery, money laundering, human rights violations, and straight up slavery.

Who has been your favorite commenter over these ten years? Some of the guys from the first 3-4 years were otherworldly. I still envy the ability to craft jokes of that magnitude.

No doubt, the single greatest thing ever associated with Deadspin. Take a victory lap, internet.

That’s what I do: When I want to see Americans speaking English, I go to a kebab shop.

So, it’s like when you see a homeless veteran? You look at them with a combination of sympathy and pity, wondering whether it was poor personal choices that landed them in an HHR, or if society had turned its back on him?

Study after study shows that increasing lanes increases the number of drivers and congestion remains the same. The reverse is true too, decreasing lanes has no net effect on congestion see here and here and here. Road that have undergone these transitions have also been shown over and over again to reduce accidents.…

You are hilariously uneducated on the topic, so it is funny that your first ‘zinger’ is in regards to education levels.

how much is Big Conspiracy Theory paying you?

I didn’t like any of this. As someone who has been cheated on multiple times, this made me queasy. I didn't like his answers or candor about it. No I will not "find myself in this situation someday", if I am with someone and want to be with someone else, I'll end my current relationship first cuz I'm not a fuckhead.

When I was a kid I played the accordion. I wrote “Weird” Al a fan letter that was basically.

This guy needs to make like a tree and get Dutch Elm disease.

The Texas Monthly had a good write-up on this.

Who forgets what childhood was like? At what point do we substitute our adult centric theories of what kids think for the actual experiences we had? I played in dozens of sport seasons and a few dozen sport camps, and on zero occasions did I witness a child’s teary lament that he did not receive plastic recognition…

this....this is a better synopsis of why we suck than anything you could have written drew. nothing against you, but this lady takes the cake.

You are correct. As a butcher, I've been sharpening blades for 16 years, and all he is doing is grinding down the blade. The knife will still be sharp though. He's losing way more knife than he needs to.

Trolling? Poor attempt at sarcasm? Or just need some common sense here? I’ll spell it out for you real easy like. Drones are made of plastic, composites, aluminum and other hard, dense materials. Airplanes, even at low altitude on ascent or descent, fly at high speeds. Windshields and the pilots behind them don’t like…

I think this has only gotten worse with social media and texting. No one feels obligated to carry out the most basic social etiquette. I would rather you tell me no, than tell me you’re going to come and not show up. or string me along for weeks and then back out at the last minute. Also, I can tell that you don’t…

Apple’s philosophy has always been “you do what we want you to do, how we want you to do it”.

I can’t tell if the new app is just designed for a different demographic, but ALL I WANT TO DO IS TO BE ABLE TO SHUFFLE ALL OF MY MUSIC AND SKIP SONGS!