this....this is a better synopsis of why we suck than anything you could have written drew. nothing against you, but this lady takes the cake.

Trolling? Poor attempt at sarcasm? Or just need some common sense here? I’ll spell it out for you real easy like. Drones are made of plastic, composites, aluminum and other hard, dense materials. Airplanes, even at low altitude on ascent or descent, fly at high speeds. Windshields and the pilots behind them don’t like…

I think this has only gotten worse with social media and texting. No one feels obligated to carry out the most basic social etiquette. I would rather you tell me no, than tell me you’re going to come and not show up. or string me along for weeks and then back out at the last minute. Also, I can tell that you don’t…

I don’t know anything about this particular incident, but it’s not particularly surprising. Kane and his posse of bros act invincible when he’s home.

Thank god the car salesman is going the way of the dodo. Nobody will miss experiencing your attitude as a hurdle to purchasing a car.

I don’t see his approach as being the slightest bit different than the typical dealership approach. It’s a war of information. In the past, dealerships have had all the information, and it was up to the buyer to wade through the arduous process of comparing prices, deciding what options were truly worth it to him, and…

You are the reason people hate dealerships.

So instead of treating him like a potential customer (even if he seemed brash), you treated like an asshole. Can't wait for direct sales. You say yourself it was possibly his first time buying a new car. You could have had a customer for life. As someone who runs a small business, I've never seen more ass backwards…

Yeah, he probably did it, but the case made against him was done so incompetently that it seems almost unfair to punish him for it. From a legal perspective, I think that it is more probable than not that the NFL wins and the suspension is upheld...but that the downside risks are so great that putting this in court…

I can’t speak for anyone else but I’d have to take it on a case-by-case basis. A lot rests on how good the source has been in the past, how much I’ll need them in the future, how important the false info was, etc.

“Ah, the homeless period.”

1: A truck can haul a boat or camper or trailer or whatever, that constitutes “intended purpose”

A truck can do everything a Mercedes can and haul a boat and load the bed with shit if you want to... did you really need someone do explain that to you?

Full disclosure, I work at a Ford Dealership in Canada.

You would probably use the settlement cash to build a kiln for these hot takes.

Am I going to become a terrible dancer when I have kids, too?

What is it with dancing parents? Am I going to become a terrible dancer when I have kids, too?

i truly had no idea there was such a massive / passionate kickball community on deadspin...you learn something new every day!

They also considered instituting a ban on hitting women, but they didn't want to go overboard.

It should also be noted that the NASCAR banquet he is boasting about keeping the deposit for is a cancer charity fundraiser.