I can’t tell you how devastated the Patriots organization must be now that you refuse to recognize their Super Bowl wins.

A Møøse once bit my sister ...

The bustling nightlife also a telltale sign

I would just be happy with a DVR with more than a 40GB hard drive.

Really?

Screw you for pirating. If you won’t pay the price of a movie ticket once a month for HBO and access to all their commercial free programming you’re a dick. HBO is worth it, unlike HULU.

It’s almost as if there were 40+ years of development since then.

Sorry but as a professional you do not have the right to freedom of speech. In a personal sense sure, but professionally no, no you do not. It is your job as a physician to report what is valid and data driven, you don’t get to give people life advice because you think it seems interesting.

I’m calling bullshit right now. He clearly picked it up off the ground, stuffed it in his beer, and then didn’t even pound the whole thing. I’d call it embarrassing all the way around.

Jesus, The Stupid is strong with this one. First, an unsubstantiated appeal to popularity over actual science. Then, a claim that his schtick is "life style[sic] changes and nutrition." Then the ad hominem attack claiming that Our Intrepid Reporter is a shill for Big Bad Things of Some Nature. This is like the royal…

Yes, but, frankly, the guy writes a normal, well-devised email, and you guys write two snarky grafs using “bad” as some kind of buzzword hashtag just to be cute and journalisty. Does this guy have a point or does he not? Please address that smartly and maturely.

This gif is so White it has a fully diversified trust fund.

Or punters who think they can play football.

Socks and underwear are important, but you don't need a clean pair every day.

If you recline your seat back in coach you’re a terrible human being

Listen to yourself.

I've seen people pretend they were Superman, but this is the first time I've seen someone pretend to be Christopher Reeve.

You know, reading your nice sandwich ladies story makes me wonder if a "Dream customers" change of pace wouldn't be a good idea for a future edition of BCOs. Like an edition featuring emails about a customer or co-worker or boss who really just made your fucking day somehow.

When asked where he was planning to play next, Lane said "Depends."

Any plot thread that requires you to go back 3 books, to a single scene, to remember the last development, is not a good plot thread.