I think it’s a ‘77 Bird - might be off by a year or two. My family used to have one, we named it Mike. Just a normal pleasant fellow. All of the weight was in front and yet every single one of these I’ve seen has that squatty ass. How I didn’t kill myself driving that thing on the Taconic Parkway in the snow is still…

That’s just not his metier, sir or madam, I can’t definitively tell.

Says the man who has never been on the Brooklyn Queens Expressway...

Thanks for responding. Coal is dirty and obsolete but it isn’t expensive, which is why there are so many coal fired power plants on the Eastern seaboard. I agree with you on mountaintop removal, but more on an environmental standpoint- our kids’ kids will wonder why we were so short-sighted.

I agree.

I might also point out that soooo much condescension is what allowed this country to ignore a huge voting bloc, who, however unappealing to many people, has been ignored and disregarded. And now I’m defending them...

They made them untenable because of EPA and OSHA laws, which was probably something that was going to happen at some point anyway. Hence my (for better or worse) comment. I think the Obama administration might have treated these displaced workers better if they weren’t all NRA/Nascar dudes. They’re an unattractive…

Hey, I voted for Hillary. I was trying to point out a vacuum that the Democratic Party created and which Trump happily stepped into.

I know some people in the coal business and while it may have been in decline, the Obama administration(for better or worse) pushed it off a cliff. So there are extended families and whole regions that have been decimated economically, who have lost high paying, blue collar jobs with good benefits that will never come…

And nothing about a Mews. Thanks Univision.

There’s something caused “contributory negligence”. It’s more likely to be a factor in civil proceedings. It’s up to the court to decide how much blame falls on the plaintiff’s shoulders and how much on the defendant’s. That’s why we have things like judges, and it’s probably why he’s not getting the maximum…

Do you want to know if you’re an asshole? You’re an asshole if you’ve ever spit your gum into a urinal, making someone else’s terrible job that much worse.

We went to open the door to go to the basement and then it all just came in and it jerked the door out of my and we had to shut it, and then we ran into the bathroom, and then the furnace exploded and we all hid in the tub,” survivor Jaylin Tibbon told WLS-TV. “It was scary.”

I always wonder if any of these fainting weightlifters have aortic valve stenosis, which can be exacerbated by lifting heavy weights. Too much blood squishing through a narrowed valve, then the heart says fuck it and your blood pressure drops precipitously.

No one will remember Barbaro now.

They ship the bees around the country to pollinate plants at specific times of year.

Jesus Wept: My Life in the NFL

You could repeal the second amendment and he’d still be able to keep those guns.

He’s a lumberjack and he’s okay

Wouldn’t a decent set of snow tires and/or chains be able to handle that same terrain in those Jeeps?