The problem is how they assemble the burrito. Everyone is a bit different, so they can’t just say it’s the guac or the cilantro(it’s definitely the cilantro). A place like McDonald’s can just drill down through the ingredients(special sauce? yes/no) and isolate something really quickly.

I just found one of them.

C’mon, that was in the comments a couple of years ago.

That might have been a little harsh.

Turkey is really easy to smoke. You’re doing it in the 325 degree range, so it doesn’t take longer than oven birds. Just in case you’re ambitious for next year.

Or you could just spatchcock it, you fucking idiot.

Good for them. Look at those kids. I’ll(attempt to) be funny tomorrow.

Meet your new UVA head coach...

I know, those first years were great. Maybe the best, most Deadspin comment ever was when(I can’t remember who) replied to the news about Pat Summit’s neurological problems with “huh, so she will forget more about basketball than i ever knew”.

I’m just going to whine for a moment about being stuck in the grays. Daulerio(a handsome man) bumped me up for, among other things, hating the “I didn’t know Jamie Foxx was a Reds fan” thing any time there was a black guy anywhere in the photo/video. Such lazy humor.

No, the one at Pebble Beach is an SL - the SLC’s have that louver thing on the side window by the C pillar. I’ have guessed it was a 450 though.

But what if the billionaire drives a brown Volvo 240 wagon?

I saw her twice at the French Open(because I’m fancy!). There’s just no way she’s getting near any of the men. None. Her serves(with the exception of an outlier or two) were consistently 20 mph less than the men, and she can’t cover the court nearly as well as old guys(Federer) or big guys(Tsonga, Wawrinka). My club…

That’s actually an excellent choice for a $10 bottle of wine.

That opponent actually looks like a tomato can.

That thumb is scarier

Why the fuck wasn’t someone watching a bunch of eight year olds? Seems like”not too bright” runs in the family.

Well, if it's going to be an Uber car like most Lincolns seem to be, they're going to have to lose the rear console.

Ha! An overcooked carrot that hasn't been peeled is a terrible thing if you're going to eat it - fibrous outside and mush in the middle. If I'm making stock or just need to prop the bird up, unpeeel away.

Julia Child described an untrussed chicken as having "a rather wanton look". It's easy to fold the wings under, and jam a skewer behind the knees and through a bit of the breast. Takes about 5 seconds.