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Rinse those beans! That liquid is just unnecessary sodium.
And I thought the Sixers were the only ones who took a dive in Philly.
Huh, no DeLorean? I thought it'd be #1.
Duck!
Gotcha. I think we agree.
Were your primary care physicians at fault for not previously testing you for lesions and cysts? Were they negligent? Who pays for all of these extra tests, almost all of which would have a very low probability of a positive test result?
Poor Christie. She'll find a fella someday.
I thought the same thing. Mark Cuban could have put the whole thing in Texas without maxing out his Visa card.
He must have thought it was a playoff game.
Polo matches. And don't get me started on the whole chukkers/chukkas thing.
I've broken ribs!(my own, what am I some kind of tough guy?). It hurts, but he'll be uncomfortable and playing like an Australian in 12 days at the latest.
C'mon, shamrocks are three-leafed clovers (St. Patrick used them as an example to explain the Holy Trinity).
Does anyone buying a new car even use CDs anymore?
He dekes right and goes left almost everytime he puts the ball on the floor. Sophomores.
The gallon sized freezer bag is my friend. Less collateral damage.
If you've never used wood chunks in your grill before, be very careful. Less smoke(or none as A.B. mentions) is a whole lot better than turning dinner into an ashtray licking contest. Try the smoke for maybe 15 minutes the first time and work from there. Also, mesquite can sometimes be a bit harsh as a smoking agent.…
It only lists the top 25 teams, but shows many more. I bet those New England states are BC fans, just as Virginia doesn't indicate UVA or Va Tech fans.
No one will hate you if brown a little chorizo that's in bite-sized pieces in that pot before you start the whole process.