shmendo
shmendo
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Lighten up Francis.

Where's the well and the septic field?

And I thought the Sixers were the only ones who took a dive in Philly.

Charitable donations are tax-deductible, and would defray or eliminate any other tax liability.

A-ha! I didn't... Still, I wouldn't want to leave one of these guys unattended outside for long.

I guess no one steals bikes in these cities since there's not one mention of any anti-theft protection on these expensive looking bikes.

Actually, I bet it helps if you're fishing for bonefish in the flats(translation: gently wading around in shallow parts of a bay casting to fish that you can see). They're extraordinarily jumpy, so any stealthiness helps. The sun is generally quite strong in those situations, hence the long sleeves.

Huh, no DeLorean? I thought it'd be #1.

Duck!

Gotcha. I think we agree.

Were your primary care physicians at fault for not previously testing you for lesions and cysts? Were they negligent? Who pays for all of these extra tests, almost all of which would have a very low probability of a positive test result?

Poor Christie. She'll find a fella someday.

I thought the same thing. Mark Cuban could have put the whole thing in Texas without maxing out his Visa card.

He must have thought it was a playoff game.

Taxi and Cheers were on NBC, Mork and Mindy was on ABC, and 90210 was on Fox.

Polo matches. And don't get me started on the whole chukkers/chukkas thing.

I've broken ribs!(my own, what am I some kind of tough guy?). It hurts, but he'll be uncomfortable and playing like an Australian in 12 days at the latest.

C'mon, shamrocks are three-leafed clovers (St. Patrick used them as an example to explain the Holy Trinity).

Does anyone buying a new car even use CDs anymore?