If I wasn't a Giants fan and wanted to stay on the Tom Waits theme I'd have called them the Jersey Girls.

Excellent.

I'm with you. I've watched Mike Scott from UVA* singlehandedly carry a D-1 team into the NCAA's.

Well, he was shorter then. So it was a short 30-20, as opposed to a dominant, tall 30-20 now.

Mike Milbury as the voice of reason? It must be a leap year thing.

I don't eat potato chips anymore because of them. I didn't want to go full O.J. and love something a bit too much.

That's way too much work for DUAN clowns. Excellente.

Goldendoodles are the Stepford wives of dog breeds. BTW I put our Springer down at 6 years because she totally whacked out on me(scars on my hand) and I didn't feel like paying for reconstructive facial surgery for the next kid who stopped by.

My Irish uncle had a (we think) Great Dane/yellow Lab mix when I was a kid. A fantastic dog.

Nah, they're french(lower case on purpose). My last neighbor had 2 standard poodles(big lads) and you thought they'd be cool but they were just kind of assholes.

Dog show DUAN! Most hated breed? I used to live next to 2 boston terriers. Little motherfuckers.

You didn't seem that serious.

That'a big fucking pot.

Can't talk- I have to watch The Voice.

Guinness after tennis(Feb 3rd in VA - outside!), Fat Tire Amber at my new favorite dive.

It looks like the Tijuana team is the only one left on the field.

Sadly, Ninjas are out drinking on Fridays. You have to admit though, that those were some hilarious text messages.

I'm with you on the Celebration Ale. It'd probably be a great beer if you had to nurse one beer all night. I don't generally run into that problem.

Great.

Stop the presses neatly summarizes Paul Westhead's defensive philosophy.