"I know, I know. But that already happened. Your congeniality has been noted, although it was expected."

We indeed do. Can you feel that little bit of panic rising in OK St?

Aha! But it's tomorrow there.

I know which way the OK St - Iowa St is going to go, but it's kind of a fun game to watch.

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Hilarious. Comic Genius.

You young whippersnappers don't realize what a great boxer Michael Spinks was. He was no tomato can and this fight/mauling, more than any other, is responsible for Tyson's legend.

Excellent.

Don't ever do that again. I know people...

Singapore! Treat it like an 18(?) month holiday(don't forget to work hard). I'm going to presume you're single. You probably make decent money, you'll never have this amount of freedom again. Trust me.

Rappel. Although I bet those rafters are pretty disgusting.

I'll second The Eiger Sanction. The original Day of the Jackal set the tone for every spy movie since and is great if you can get past the ascot(you'll see). Jon Voight in The Odessa File - great movie(and not a spy movie, but track down Runaway Train starring Voight, Eric Roberts and Rebecca De Mornay. Against all…

Hey!, our first profane Christian of the evening!

They should come to my house. Five pieces of candy each. It's a win-win-win: candy for them, Mr. BigShot for me, and my goofy dog gets to bark at the front door(his favorite thing) 80-100 times in a two hour period. Diabetes? Not my yob. Tonight.

Huh, the cork is generally found on the outside of the tree.

Or you could just get drunk, breathe out of your mouth, and say you're Roethlisberger. Make sure you hang around women's rooms to make it authentic.

That's kind of a dick comment pal.

Frankly, I was more concerned about his use of the turkey's neck.

Ray Lewis's eye black? Is he a total asshole or just a bit of a latent homosexual. Just wondering.