Crickets. People these days have no appreciation...

Rockler woodworking probably has the clock components, etc. online.

Hey!, I live in C'Ville. BTW the most frightened man in Virginia was that guy in the 10 story high construction crane downtown.

What those guys said.

Hey!, he's got an agile mind.

Whilst. Never use that word again.

Excellent

It's August 5th. People will be back.

Book recommendation: "Under the Banner of God:A Story of Violent Faith" by Jon Krakauer. Excellent look into the fundamental LDS and a great background on the Mormon faith. If you're not Mormon.

I suspect I'm a bit older than you(not hair dryer old), and I have to tell you that those guys were those guys when they were your age. They're your asshole friend, 25 years later.

Cisco Whale's Tail. When in Nantucket...

You dick. I'm envious.

What Mr. Constrictor said. I'd forgo the cash because(no offense intended) you're probably not in for a life-altering sum. Buy the hammock or the crockpot.

Indeedily doodily*, there's not a fucking thing on. I dodged a bullet last night when "My Best Friend's Wedding" came on**.

So you're saying that my "indeedily-doodily's" weren't an inspired and brilliant response to 60% of the comments?

10th grade English. Total dick. Then I started correcting my daughter's work like he did mine. I had been Strunk and Whited without realizing it.

If a tomato can falls against an unranked opponent on a Friday night in July on ESPN2, does anyone notice?

Good for you. Life's short, and no one really needs skin on their knuckles. Look at how well Nancy Grace has done!

That's how it's done.

Reluctant?