Nash's kid probably looked a bit too much like Delonte West.

Big fella. Little mouth. Dahmer glasses.

That reminds me - someone at work wanted to talk to me about a raise.

@Body By Bacardi: It's The Sun, which makes The NY Post look like the Paris Review.

@Always Winning: West coast guy, his uncle is a Beach Boy, no Donald Sterling... seems like he'd like it. I'd take that bet.

@vodkanaut: Mexico's Greg Oden.

@Always Winning: He needs to get the fuck out of Minnesota, and as much as I hate L.A., aren't the Lakers his destiny?

Gravity is not her friend. When that extra 5 pounds comes(and it will) it's going to drop in that lower outer thigh, which is like a cellulite petri dish.

@AzureTexan: A-ha! So if the Celts score more than 100 points while allowing less than 100 they tend to win?

@vodkanaut: Brown sugar is better for things like chili or dry rubs. White sugar should be used, I don't know, in any recipe vaguely european.

@vodkanaut: Cast iron is awesome and cheap. Ignore any seasoning directions for the pan - just cook a pound of bacon in it. It'll be ready.

@vodkanaut: That's why you're supposed to put an x in the bottom of the stem with your knife - otherwise it will take too long to cook relative to the rest of the sprout.

@David Hume: I just pureed(well, three days ago) some carrots and parsnips after simmering them in some brown chicken stock. Excellent. The porterhouse was pretty good too.

Well this gets Washington off the hook with Ben Nighthorse Campbell. Now they can look down at Florida State fans like the rest of us.

@FarmRaised: Par-boil them, shock 'em in ice-water, cut in half north to south(or south to north if so inclined. Communist), then when ready, caramelize them in your least favorite skillet with some butter, s&p(maybe a pinch of cayenne), and a little bit - less than a teaspoon - of sugar. Done.

@Phintastic: The desiccated remains of Andy Reid's endocrinologist.

Good for 'Nova - they're going to have to learn to lose those close ones if they join the Big East for football.

@vodkanaut: But... the leanest cut of beef is the tenderloin. So they may have served it for dietary reasons, but they also let their frugal Midwesterner sensibilities get in the way.

@Trot Nixons Hat: Whoops - just read the lower posts.

@Trot Nixons Hat: Assuming they pay a contingency fee rather than an hourly rate to the lawyer. An ND kid's parents are going hourly.