Smart move. Only a few hours until the Sharks arrive.

We already know that don’t we?

Stanton is set to make $25 million next year, which in Marlins terms means that the Giancarlo Stanton we were promised is actually two A-ball relievers and a BA Top 50 prospect who’s blocked in his current organization.

UPDATE: The water park has decided to let it slide

Fireworks more like Firedidnotwork

Steroids.