Ya, ok.

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL?

It’s too bad about him dying in that plane crash in Iowa.

Joke’s on you. Dogs love farts.

Often hinted at but never confirmed, there are cults west of Route 81 in Virginia that worship beast of prey that do not have teeth or beaks. In honor of such beasts, members of the cults remove all their teeth, and refer to themselves as the Gummies. Recently, the Pulaski Yankees ran a Gummy Bear promotion, which was…

I don’t like to speculate, but maybe he killed some hookers.

FWIW: his Mom Julie retweeted the tweet about the hammy.

(If he gets in), he’ll get in after Ortiz knocks down the door to DHs. Ortiz is getting in first ballot. Edgar (if he gets in at all), is getting in through the Veterans Committee. I’m just not convinced Edgar’s a lock. Logically, rationally he should be in already, but the stupid arguments against him are so…

balls and strikes.

And because you mentioned Barry Fucking Bonds, I’ve got to get this off my chest:

I felt the same way with U7 and the Fellowship. It became a shocking thing to find fellowship medallions in the houses of people I thought were not touched by it, and to feel sometimes like I was the only one who saw the ‘real’ problem (and if I’m the only one, is it a problem or am I? Dun dun DUN) On one hand, you…

I really did love that the earlier Ultima games really tried to have the player do something and embody something other than being that guy that was really good at shit.

Like killing stuff was still super important but it took back seat to trying to embody these virtues and spread the good word of not being a total…

Who knew that Lord Blackthorn posts on Kotaku?

Ultima V is still one of my all-time favorite games. When it originally came out, the night-cycle, and the appearance of the Shadowlords in-town were quite oppressive and terrifying things to encounter. Alas my very first play-through of the game was a short one, I learned that confronting the Shadowlords was a very,…

missing some games, getting to come back and then banned if he does it again is LITERALLY the definition of a second chance. Maybe you need to read the post again?

Idiot Kickers:

Ha, I forgot that the stone glowed in the dark, but I certainly recall the smell.

Well that explains this...