Ask Bill Russell.

No, Hu’s on third. Wat’s on second.

Hello, sailor!

That dog’s tail is too skinny.

Okay, the whole concept of “first ballot” is kind of bullshit. That said, I’m okay with Ortiz getting into the HOF. Also, he was never some kind of jolly fat “Big Papi” guy. Come on...he was pretty much a surly dick.

B-but...what about Sacrifice? Compassion? Humility??

(and if I’m the only one, is it a problem or am I? Dun dun DUN)

Ultimas IV through VII are serious inner circle Hall of Fame games. Not sure if any primarily PC RPG series of three or more titles has ever matched those heights.

I often consider Ultima IV to be the greatest game of all time because of this. It was absolutely revolutionary.

It ran well for me, but hardware couldn’t help with the bugs. It was literally impossible to get around Moonglow without cheating.

By fWAR, Edgar blows the doors off Ortiz, 65.5 to 49.9. That’s not particularly close. Martinez was unquestionably the better hitter (and played less of his career as a DH, to boot). He’s the one who should be leading the way. Hopefully there’s enough of a conversation over the next five years in anticipation of…

There’s no way Edgar doesn’t get in now after the David Ortiz lovefest this season. It would take cognitive dissonance of truly colossal proportions to let Ortiz into the HOF before Martinez.

Roger Goodell is commissioning a blue ribbon panel on the possible health effects of gunshots but until the results are in he cautions on drawing any premature conclusions.

Here’s a pretty impressive note: Sanchez already has the second best fWAR of any American League catcher this season.

Careful, though: in another thirty years or so she might get suckered into buying Old Glory Insurance.

I would steal your snake, tho.

Huh, that’s funny because my recollection of Morrowind is kind of the opposite: I feel like I spent the whole time in some kind of greenish-grey mushroom forest.

Hamilton Nolan? What’s he, like 45? I could hit him.

Air is nature’s pizza.