Why did Kanye let her finish?

Hey, remember Remember Me? No, not the movie that ruined Robert Pattinson for all of us. I'm talking about the gorgeous beat-'em-up game that came out last year. It was a great cyberpunk adventure. But like many ambitious sci-fi games, it didn't always make sense.

Umm, can we hurry it up here? Guys, can I get in the boat already? HURRY THE FUCK UP GUYS! OMG, IT'S COMING...

took the words right out of my mouth. Brb gonna grab my sketch book!

Inspirational!

Strange name, that "Gofuh Kyorself".

I can't say you. Buying something you never use...well let's just say I've done that quite a few times.

Man, I just wish I knew someone who had a Wii U. I'm in that exact spot for Bayonetta 2. I remember it being possible to rent consoles back in the SNES days <_<.

I'm having a bit of trouble getting my head around the appeal of most of the fall release calendar. It's been a mediocre year for the simulation/grand strategy genres (which is probably why it's caught my attention)—-really, besides Banished, Tropico 5, and Beyond Earth, there hasn't been a lot to get psyched about…

And also two-handing a weapon while comboing.

Wait until it releases. Hell, the PS4 might have had a price cut by then. Heck, you could even do what I did with Demon's Souls and wait until it's downright cheap. By the time I picked up Demon's Souls the PS3 slim was out and way cheaper than the PS3's launch price and Demon's Souls itself only cost me like 25.

You'd be waiting an awfully long time...

I got mine for $300. Amazon has some great Warehouse deals if you're lucky enough to catch them.

This will be the game that moves me to buy a PS4. I don't care how many nights in a row I have to eat canned beans.

Oh they will. Probably only a million of them. Then the sea of people trampling one another will have to settle for the regular Wii U if it's in stock (which it won't be). That's actually what this game is about. Takes place just after Zelda on the Wii U is released and the people with pitchforks are bummed that all…

You have time. Wait for it to go on sale. I often see the PS4 for $360.

I love everything about this. It's like the love child of Castlevania and Nightmare Creatures. But someone told Dark Souls, it was the father.

Also I love that the controls seem to be pretty much the same as the souls series. With that neat little added dash move. Oh and of course Miyazaki's trademark tragically…

Too tall to be Tom Cruise.

No, Tom Cruise is the last samurai. This is obviously the first samurai.

No because he was the last Samurai. This is the FIRST samurai