lol I actually do think Kim has been suffering from LSE all this time. Between her mom, the fact that she grew up in lily white Beverly Hills looking like a Furby, and her obsession with her own image (I don't think she's as obsessive about her accomplishments, which she does have) I get the vibe that she's someone…

I LOVE THEM BOTH SO MUCH, WHY CAN'T WE HAVE BOTH? WE CAN HAVE BOTH!

I'm pretty sure that's a porno (or HBO).

THIS. Just THIS. So much could be said about this. This is so little and it means so fucking much. I want to frame it and hang it on my wall.

Do you hear that? It's the gnashing teeth of Adultosaur.

She's so fancy. You already know.

I don't wanna be saved from the Taylor Swift Mania. I'm quite happy with it, thank you very much. But I do dig Charli XCX. She can join Swifty on my ipod.

Miscarriages: totally a myth, like the giant squid, or a Clitoris.

"Ursula, I pushed a handsome stupid prince into the ocean today, but he lived. Gimme some stupid legs so I can go and annoy him to death already."

Ha ha re: Minecraft. All I kept hearing about was how great Minecraft is blah blah blah. Then I actually look into Minecraft and it friggin looked like a video game from my childhood where it was "exciting" to have two rectangles knocking a little square back and forth on a black screen. This is a devolution kids -…

Ursula is fucking amazing. My friend and I wrote what I now realize was fanfic about how Ursula probably had a thing with King Triton, and that was why she was so mad at him and had it out for his daughter. In our story, she was a poor octopus (there may have been some racial undertones here), so while he had a…

I have a full routine prepared for singing Poor Unfortunate Souls that involves me being reluctantly pulled up on stage and then transforming into character. I've worked the whole thing out in my shower, where I perform it regularly. It's so good (the song. I suspect the routine is good only in my mind).

potentially problematic? maybe. sucks?

ARIEL IS THE WORST. She is a rich white girl complaining about how hard it is to be a rich white girl. She's like...I have all this cool shit and I'm still not happy. There is a reason why sebastian is like I am so over you. Then she gives up her voice for a dude 0_0

I HAD THE SAME EXPERIENCE WITH ALADDIN EXCEPT I DON'T HAVE A BROTHER

I went to this movie with my Grandma and brother and when we came out of the theater, it was snowing the first snow of the season.

An old high school classmate (Facebook friend, but not a real friend) just named her daughter Kamryn.

I love how the title is in a marquee.

When my daughter was 4, she was making a verbal list of things she was thankful for. This quote was in the middle of the list:

Looks like she wrote "My crush," then erased it and went with gymnastics.