I hate to admit it, but Scooby Doo does lowkey suck. I mean if you know all the monsters are humans, why get scared of them as if they're real? And why don't you try to take off their masks earlier?

*shrug* I don't keep track of that Elusive Chanteuse.

Fat hair.

Shit that's a valid curse. I was skinny until they put me on zyprexa and I definitely felt cursed when I gained 60 pounds in 2 months. People stopped noticing me, I got more depressed, etc

Oh god... multiple tapeworms? You can go a pretty long time with a single tapeworm parasite without knowing about it, but multiple worms? I'm surprised that girl didn't end up with a ruptured intestine or something.

My reaction. Wait for it.

OMFG, that story line has me in stitches already. Can you imagine??? Talk about getting roasted! Maybe he can move in with Robin Thicke.

So I have a theory on the Real Husband's of Hollywood cast morphing into the Real Divorcees of Hollywood.

" . . . it's followed with an image of a clean-shaven Bieber."

Did anybody else go there? Anybody? Nope, OK I'll see myself out.

Oh, really? Good, I hope that's true.

WOW. I would have guessed that she'd just quietly send a check and skip the bucket.

I love when things get advertised via Jezebel promotion "articles" and then a Jezebel writer shits on them the same day.