shleythenotsobusybee
ShleyTheNotSoBusyBee
shleythenotsobusybee

Stick them in the wedding invitations maybe?

I'm talking about people who know or find out the person is married and continue to cheat.

I can see him drinking one too many appletinis and singing Come Fly with Me with a lampshade on his head. But I might have an overactive imagination.

They hate your outfits if you don't own enough clothes with the little heart icon on them. It has nothing to do with what you're wearing. If you buy enough of those clothes you can show up everywhere in a hoodie, and they will always say you look great. For dating charm one guy back, and if he tries to break up

The other person knows they're helping someone break a promise though, which is also a crappy thing to do.

People can hate two people at once.

I was so excited to finally watch Breakfast at Tiffany's a few weeks ago, and ended up turning it off after the first scene, because the stereotyping was so gross. Racism ruins everything.

That performance was good, but it cracks me up imagining some exec being like "You know what this country awards show needs? A Pop/R&B singer. Get that Grande kid on the phone."

It bothers me more that he expects us to believe a lie like "I can't find my polling place." Like he bumped his head and forgot how Google works. Just say you had other stuff to do and it wasn't a priority, sheesh.

This is the most important comment.

I thought maybe that was the point.

I would do this but my friends are just as indecisive as I am. It's part of the reason we're friends.

This should be labelled a Chris Brown song featuring Nicki, Drake, and Lil Wayne.

Exactly! #everydayclassism

I choose to believe that's a wig that is slipping backwards, because no one would place Bey's bangs that high.

Panera isn't always better than Subway. You can't get pizza or Doritos at Panera.

In my defense, I was 11 and had plenty of shitty things happening in my life without having to look in a book for it. I wanted my reading to be escapism, but to each their own.

When I was a 11, my cousin was required to read The Giver butdidn't want to. My aunt knew I had read it and wanted me to tell my cousin how much I liked it. I was just like, "It was a horrible book where they killed babies, and I don't think it's appropriate for children. You should call the PTA."

How could you forgot to mention Tim Gunn at the end?

I hope someone pretends it shrank their penis and tries to sue them. I would laugh for days.