North does not cry and fuss. She stares with disdain.

I remember reading a book a when I was a little kid about a family that vacuumed their cat and thinking, "Oh, well that's why this is fiction."

If you're still looking for new music, Jhene Aiko's new album came out 2 weeks ago and it's amazing.

Hopefully. It might be loss for the employees if they're paid hourly and the hours they normally work don't exist anymore.

People aren't taking this seriously because some One Direction fans are crazy, but a broken clock is right twice a day.

But what if you don't have any brothers or sisters???

Pfft, my sexy flashlight costume was one of the brightest ideas I've ever had... I'm going to go sit in the bad pun corner now.

I'm still not convinced it's her. Are we sure she wasn't sick and using a stand in or something?

Thank you very much for your concern, sir, but he does not need your religion, he has science and socialism and birthdays.

Needs more Spice Girls and Destiny's Child. Also, if she's doing "Waterfalls" might as well add a "No Scrubs" cover too. Basically I just want Bette to sing all the songs.

I clicked on that Robert Pattinson link fully expecting him to have his fingers entwined with a branch of some sort.

Exactly. There are some valid reasons not to be a feminist, like being a womanist instead, but I think most of these celebs are just afraid of the word feminism.

A woman who referred to other women as skinny bitches (but jk! lol) is not a feminist? I'm shocked. Shocked I tell you.

Right? One time he kissed her on the cheek, and rabid fangirls started threatening her life, and I was just like, "NO! Let. This. Happen."

I assumed I was in the minority, but I hated Fight Club; I didn't even watch it all the way through. It was like watching people get sucked into a violent cult and it made me angry and uncomfortable. Also I was worried the random subliminal images were going to set off my migraines.

Sometimes she has wise things to say... http://www.upworthy.com/hear-the-epic-…

I love tiny dogs, but I don't people should intentionally breed one so small it ends up with health issues.

And it majorly backfires. I legitimately love pink, but most of my friends started to hate it once they became teenagers because it was crammed down their throats as kids. "Ew Shley, you still like pink?" "Go yell at your parents for their gendered shopping habits, and leave my color preferences alone please."

But... but... this is America. Unless he literally damaged it by scuffing it with his shoes, or scratching it with his crotch, I don't see how this is a crime.

Maybe they're in a dorm?