No, it’s actually not hard at all to mourn the death of a 16-year-old.

$240 worth of pudding.

Had I been taking those videos, I would probably have pooed myself. I jumped a foot everytime that bear lunged.

Public sector Wisconsin worker here. You’re not allowed to hate him more than I am.

The photo at the end with Piper and Dusty Rhodes was too much for me.

"Hey Mike. Who gives a shit?"

I feel really positive for all the Penn State alumni who will interpret this move as a validation of what they've claimed all along: That their hero was not the driver of a nefarious coverup, but was simply too much of a stupid pants-shitting old dullard to put the pieces together, realize what was going on, and take…

Forget that. I'm never gonna dig him up, never gonna touch that ground. Never gonna grab a spade and exhume him.