Realistically speaking, it was the only answer.

whoa for a minute there I thought Taylor herself took the acid and was disturbing and dangerous. Which I only slightly believe, as I see her as being one of those really, really annoying people when high.

Adele laughed at my joke. Can die now.

I’d like to add to the list:

Cosplayers everywhere.

Everything is plausibly deniable. White people get to think Clinton is funny, but black people don’t get to be upset about the racism.

I’M SURE SOMEONE WITH ONLY PROBLEMATIC FRIENDS WOULD SAY THAT

They're both married to black people so it's ok.

No, someone in DeBlasio’s camp, perhaps even Bill himself, (mistakenly) thinks that since he’s married to a black woman it’s OK for him to joke like that.

... I mean, his “call-out” was also part of the bit. It’s not a real objection, it’s scripted.

Because they harassed and attacked IRS officials until they granted them religious exemption status.

I don’t for a second believe that she was at all forthcoming about this in the beginning of her relationship. Whatever, that’s fine, but like come on, don’t lie about it. It’s perfectly ok to say “I wasn’t ready to tell anyone, I was still struggling with it, etc.” But don’t lie or spin in the truth in a way to make…

Cait is such an asshole. It is completely unreasonable to beleive that everyone should be able to extrapolate that she is transgender from “I took some hormones that affected my sperm count.” She has an extraordinary need to paint herself as an oppressed victim, even though she doesn’t have an ounce of empathy for…

Whatever. I’m just excited for the movie. From Trent to La’Porsha.

Middle aged white women aren’t American?

Go home, Bill. You’re dumb.

Misinterpretation?

“Fuck. So close.”

A spokesman for ESPN says they’ve been flooded with calls from white people overjoyed to see a black man rooting for them.