shizchiz
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shizchiz

I would like to thank all of you for making me completely unproductive today.

I do not want an Aaron Carter renaissance, but that headline is GOLD!

ehhhhhh I think it’s pretty close.

OMG the piano tattoo thing fills me with a horrific case of secondhand embarrassment

No love for Saint West?

No, that’s Kotaku.

Pictured: Lebron in the 4th quarter.

Wouldn’t eat the yogurt or the bread either.

but if it’s at the end of the day, that means any comments you make will be at the bottom of like 400 so WHAT IS EVEN THE POINT

if enough people sign up today for the jezebel newsletter, does that mean the deadspin staff gets their pizza party?

Some people wipe their ass with their pants on.................well, sorta on.

I would have liked to have heard Scocca’s take on the wiping matter. I mean, how exactly does one deal with Tom’s caca.

Sending this to my dad.

Kobe Bryan #graphicdesign

Swaggy P, y’all.

That is a lot of gifs to celebrate how wrong you are.

She tried to soft boil an egg in freshly brewed coffee. I’m not letting her near my god damn brisket.

countertaek: Rudy is a story about if a white guy whines enough about how he really, really wants to do something a bunch of black guys are more qualified to do, other white guys will give him the job.