Well were they serving coffee before the tests?

They were just looking at it wrong; Mustangs are now designed to be safe for people outside the vehicle.

So King Midas is splitting something in half? I thought it was supposed to be Solomon.

Because they know that none of them will have the backbone to stand up to him and refuse it if he calls for congressional approval for war. I will be amazed when congressional republicans and senators finally decide that he is making failing choices. Someone has to make them clearly evaluate what they consider to be a…

Just practicing for when San Andreas Bay opens up. Trump lifts the Park Services gag order to announce “Fracking already having positive effects, San Andreas Bay solves California drought problem.”

If you were going to name it after a green alien, it stands to reason that a certain Star Wars character would have been right in the wheelhouse.

Here’s a preview of Detroit’s new jerseys.

By creating air that is so filled with unspent fuel and pollutants, he is creating a car that will have to buy fuel and air to get the mixture to a level that will ignite. It’s just smart business really. Stop setting your sights so low. Don’t just sell ‘em gasoline, sell them the air too. make them bundle their…

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

I for one can’t wait for more Mustang IIs to hit the market.

Pretty sure that’s a lambo dude...

This reminds me of those old Domino’s drivers trying to avoid the ‘Noid so that you got your pizza delivered in 30 minutes or less or it was free. This guy would’ve made it to assistant manager in no time.

I can’t believe it wasn’t a Sequoia.

Welcome to Trump’s America.

This makes as much sense as a football bat.

You know why this is on youtube? Because “You Can’t Do That on Television.”

Wow, even Swedish bowel movements sound better than ours. Please don’t let this be COTD I don’t want $kay to have to find any imagery related to Swedish bowel movements.

Because everything is better wet and sideways.