It’s not like we can wait around for 200 years to see.

200 years from now, it might look something like this:

Also, as much as I’d love a COTD, please don’t make it this one. I don’t want $kay to have to come up with something for a crotchety pissing match.

This is so spectacularly dumb because it’s just a crotchety automotive pissing match, it’s also wonderful because it’s just a crotchety automotive pissing match. I both hate this idea, and love this idea.

They could televise it. Call it “stock car” racing. Wouldn’t even have to be only at the ‘ring - travel around and race on different tracks! He’s on to something here.

This guy looks how America feels now......

Ill eagle.

And football.

Rookie question here, but what is the reason for the different parachute?

Best gas tank filler location.

That Ferrari is on fire...

You must first pay the toll troll to get into this car’s hole.

One would think he would have an aversion to flying, what with all those monkey-fighting snakes and all.

I had a 68 Chevy step-side pickup truck that would wheelstand. I thought it was awesome when I was 16, and at first it was. Those long ones become very scary though, because you always think of wheelies like you’re riding a bike. When you’re riding a bike you can still maintain visibility on the road ahead, not so…

Corvette front, Koenigsegg cockpit, Lamborghini rear end... The Aristocrats.

This thing looks like the automotive version of the Predator.

The Aristocrats!