[one armed whip noises]

How about a “dawg” mode where it automatically winds down all the windows, sets the autopilot to 10mph and plays “It was a good day” at max volume

Not clear why Edgar Allan Toe here is only being charged with carrying a concealed firearm when he clearly had it out in full view with the intention of menacing those kids. Do they not have laws against brandishing in Florida?

I dunno, call me a millennial, but I really like Audi’s new displays.

Flame trench evacuation, was a punk band right?

Whatever dude. I clearly remember on day one in my ECON 101 class the prof told us that any time a company has excess profits it immediately goes out and hires more people, despite production capacity, consumer demand or any of that. Just hire more people. Let ‘em sweep floors until we have other work that needs to be…

In three months, he’ll be complaining that the Democrats wouldn’t give Merrick Garland a hearing.

You have good taste. The JPS was always a favourite of mine. That gold on black is just gorgeous.

Wow, you like the 5 most iconic racing liveries of all time?! Me too!

I once loved a tranny named Manuel...oh wait. You’re talking about something else.

You misspelled Alabama

I’m assuming it walks on water and gets punctures really easily?

Finally, someone managed a complete and total Brexit. 

He’s not surprised; he’s shitting his tactical pants in fear!

Ruthless efficiency! Our chief weapons are fear, and surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope!

Nah, watching professional golfers fail is amazing, especially since it’s only once a year. If every tournament was like this it would suck, but making them look like me at my local muni is extremely satisfying for those of us who need a five iron to hit a shot the pros would use a pitching wedge on.

Yeah, but those guys will get sick of Papa Johns pretty quick.

“I said I wanted concours paint, not contours!”

You’d think a Packer would know what’s in his luggage.

So you’re saying its successor was...second R8?