I saw a BMW with its turn signal on once.

Let me get this straight. You are concerned with reliability, so your plan is to buy a 1st year production ALFA ROMEO?

A Honda, but Jesus didn’t like to talk about it.

John 12:49- “For I do not speak of my own Accord...”

False. This is Putin’s Disco Volanski yacht, which is stitching together the world’s icebergs in a villainous plot to super-cool the earth’s surface into a global Siberian wasteland. Da, Mr Bond, DA!

You’ll need $165,850 to get one

Fuck him. He initiated the assault. He has no right to imprison her and intentionally impede her freedom of movement with the threat of force. That’s tantamount to kidnapping.

Fuck you. I worked my ass off the last 25 years. I raised a family and sent them off into the world. I have a decent income and less bills. I now am at a point where I can afford the things I wanted during that whole time but held off due to being ‘responsible’. But now I’m having a “crisis” because I bought an…

Does it go like this? or like this?

Can’t wait for the idiots to show up defending street racing because there isn’t a drag strip 5 minutes away / there’s too much safety regulation / never open at the right time.

I guess Mr. Molinaroli lost control of his Johnson.........Hey-yooooooooooooo

Who benefits from this sunroof? The dead person in the back? I'm sure it is greatly appreciated being able to see the sun before being placed 6 ft under