Miami Heat have had the Golden Oldies for over 10 years now. Washington copies us, and they get an article praising their innovation, what a joke Where’s the article about the Golden Oldies? They deserve recognition just as much if not more than these folks.

A much better selling color than their “Cornhole Brown”

“This car is uncomfortable, loud, hot, ill-handling, and atrocious to live with...” You forgot to add, ugly as fuck, and with the build quality of a kit car. Vipers FTMFL.

The insignificance of the airport is inversely proportional to the security.

This is what Robby Andersons number reminds me of, not the Twin Towers, but instead the “pause” button. I think this might be the theme:

Could be worse, he could have put him in facing the other way.

A funny bit of history for you: The Roman practice of putting flying penises under their chariots did not end with the fall of the Roman Empire. They survive to this day, and are now represented by two kidneys, found on on all BMW’s. We know this because when one chariot cut off another in traffic, the charioteer who…

Brought to you by the same people who brought you the Gucci Cadillacs, and the Bill Blass Lincolns.

It’s as if Mazda and Lancia had a love child. Buy it, it’s gorgeous.

Grazie mille, signorina!

Ok, as an Italian I need to step in for two things here. First off, biscotti is plural, and Americans have already fucked it up by adopting that version. If you have just one, it’s a biscotto. (the same thing applies to panini, btw, it’s also plural, in Italy if you’re having a toasted sandwich your having a panino)

Do you know if this happens more on vehicles with lug nuts where the bolts are attached to the hub, versus wheel bolts that screw into the hub? Someone on a TT-RS forum I belong to switched from the standard wheel bots on Audi’s to threaded bolts so he could change wheels more easily, but the studs began to work…

My GF, who never watched anything about F1, but was interested in why I get up to watch a race at 7:00 am EST on a Sunday. However, her curiosity was piqued, and we then sat and watched the Netflix series, and she enjoyed it a lot. She now knows who most of the players are, and therefore has started enjoying the…

Looking at his face, and with a name like Hogan Gidley, I’m guessing he was beaten up regularly in school, like at least on a weekly basis.

I do private air charter fairly regularly in my business, and the charter contracts have a clause (which you, as the charterer, can opt out of) that allows them to sell any unused seats during the actual charter. However what you wrote about here is quite common with deadheading. Since all charter flights involve some…

Um, the best pizza, by far, still comes from Italy. New York pizza is great, don’t get me wrong, but it’s not the best pizza. Not even close.

Headline: “Williams Gets Head!”

That has to be one of the ugliest interiors I have ever seen. What is it with MB and their uber-fussy-looking, uber-tacky interiors?

There may be no dipstick but often the dipstick tube remains. I have a B8 A4 Avant that came with no dipstick but the tube was still there, probably a carryover from previous model years or other installations of that engine (2.0 TFSI). I hated the electronic oil guage, mainly because the segments were not enough to…

I heard he had just bought the Lambo after winning a lottery, and he was coming from a Mustang GT.