Um, because she’s not? This may come as a shocker to you, but the shocker is the index and middle fingers together, the thumb and ring finger folded against the palm, and the pinky extended.

I’ll wait 18-24 months and buy one off-lease or such. Right now I can pick up a CPO’d ‘17 Continental GT for under $180k. I knew these and Astons depreciate like motherfuckers, but yikes.

Why not just tape a playing card in the spokes?

I can’t read Afrikaans, but that old print ad seems to be saying you are a c*nt if you’re in the showroom, and something about tweens chilling in classy wagons.

LOL, I’m sure if I had time I could come up with more iconic liveries. Like GoDaddy.com, Kitty Litter, Viagra, just to name a few.

Martini Racing has always been among my favorite classic racing liveries, along with Gulf, John Player Special, Marlboro, and STP. I’m strictly talking colors and aesthetics of design, the product itself is irrelevant in this case. 

Nope, sorry, I love daylight savings time, and I wish we would never go off of it. I like it when it stays light out later, when it gets dark at 5:30 pm it’s depressing as fuck. As for kids having to go to school in thee dark up north? Screw ‘em, that’s why they make cars and buses with headlights.

As someone who owned and loved a Milano Verde (red, naturally) this was a great read, and a trip down memory lane. I even loved the post-crash-test styling, lol. But that V-6, the sound. Greatest V-6 sound ever, IMO.

I voted for Amendment 4

Bella mossa means “Good move”, not good job.

White male, native Floridian, age 52. I’ve been a liberal my whole life, and I proudly cast my vote for Andrew Gillum today. I hope he kicks the living shit out of that pile of garbage Ron DeSantis.

Just read this. Is there a way to get around location services or spoof your location? Companies like Directv are requiring you to use location services as a way to thwart VPN services. I find it annoying as hell.

I’m sorry to nitpick, but as a lifelong South Florida resident, who has gone through many hurricanes in his life, 3500 watts isn’t nearly enough power to “...damn near power your entire house...”. That amount of wattage isn’t enough to start the smallest of home air conditioners, let alone much else even if it could.

I’m sorry to nitpick, but as a lifelong South Florida resident, who has gone through many hurricanes in his life,…

California sure, but I’m shocked to see West Virginia (state motto: “At Least We’re Not Mississippi”) and Mississippi (state motto: “At least we’re not West Virginia”) as the other 2 states that don’t provide exemptions for philosophical or religious reasons.

Pssst, it’s Magneti, not Magnetti.

I read “Buick’s Porno Video for the Regal GS”

Mk I Audi TT. One of the only cars that went to production looking almost exactly like the prototype, the original Bauhaus design has held up very well, IMO.

Is that Teapack Shakur?

Aww, butthurt? LOL.

So, let me get this straight. A fake sport, with fake people doing fake things to each other, gets press when one of these fake people does something real, by accident? LOL, “professional” wrestling, what a joke. They shouldn’t be allowed to use the word “professional”, it lends an unearned, false impression that…