I agree that they went too far, but I believe the winning score in a major shouldn’t be more than 10 under par. I actually love to watch these guys struggle a couple times a year, call it schadenfreude if you like, but as a golfer, I want to see them come up with creative, amazing shots from shitty lies just as much…

Yeah, but that just means its a European model, not that there won’t be an equivalent US version. Plus, I was making a joke.

Um, it was a joke, but nothing in the title tells you it’s a European-only car.

I almost wish you wouldn’t publish articles on cars that aren’t available here in the US, or at least put a line at the top saying “YOU CAN’T HAVE THIS BUT ENJOY THE READ” or similar words to that effect. It’s such torture to see an article on a fast wagon, only to get all the way to the end to see it’s not coming…

Who is that interviewing Gary Payton?

A real article about a fake sport. Interesting...

That’s why I love my Audi TT-RS. That five-pot, with a downpipe, sounds just like a Group B car. I get burble up the wazoo.

That grille is horrible, but I’d like to see it in black, instead of that equally hideous orange color. In black a lot of that busy crap would disappear. I do like it from the side, rear, and rear 3/4 angles.

Recurring taxes? What recurring taxes? When you buy or lease a car, you pay sales tax, and that’s it. It’s a one-time transaction. Maintenance and insurance I can see, but not taxes.

I actually hate that ad, because of the way they make him look. They speed up the video, and it’s horribly obvious, and they did this to make Jackie look less, what, old? Slow? I think the company that produced that ad for Heineken did Jackie a disservice.

Um, you did read that the OP is coming from a Pontiac Asstek, yes? Even the dullest BMW ever made is still sharper than the best Aztek.

I know he said no BMW, but in terms of being somewhat close to the Aztek in body configuration and utility, I’d recommend a BMW 550 Xdrive Gran Turismo. You can pick up a nicely equipped, low-mileage 2015 for around $28-32k

Let’s face it, we never stood a chance: The combination of Mustang AND Florida was simply overwhelming.

Denim Blue was an Audi color for years, I owned a denim blue TT, does that count?

“Turchese” means turquoise in Italian.

“they’re”... all very, very slow.

Pine-Cone Junkie Squirrel! I have ALL their albums, one of my favorite punk rock bands of all time!

Um, 150 grams is 5.35 OUNCES. Per CAN. That’s an extra TWO POUNDS on a six pack. Plus the added cost, etc., etc. This is at best a gimmick, and at worst a really bad idea. It’s a solution to a problem that really doesn’t exist.

The pain in Spain falls mainly on the pit lane.

I do not like red clay, so I say. I will not eat it in a box, I will not eat it with a fox, I will not eat it with a racquet, I will not eat it in a jacket. I will not eat it with Wawrinka, you cannot make me, you little stinka. But try it, and you may, try it and you may I say.