That’s why I love my Audi TT-RS. That five-pot, with a downpipe, sounds just like a Group B car. I get burble up the wazoo.

That grille is horrible, but I’d like to see it in black, instead of that equally hideous orange color. In black a lot of that busy crap would disappear. I do like it from the side, rear, and rear 3/4 angles.

Recurring taxes? What recurring taxes? When you buy or lease a car, you pay sales tax, and that’s it. It’s a one-time transaction. Maintenance and insurance I can see, but not taxes.

I actually hate that ad, because of the way they make him look. They speed up the video, and it’s horribly obvious, and they did this to make Jackie look less, what, old? Slow? I think the company that produced that ad for Heineken did Jackie a disservice.

Um, you did read that the OP is coming from a Pontiac Asstek, yes? Even the dullest BMW ever made is still sharper than the best Aztek.

I know he said no BMW, but in terms of being somewhat close to the Aztek in body configuration and utility, I’d recommend a BMW 550 Xdrive Gran Turismo. You can pick up a nicely equipped, low-mileage 2015 for around $28-32k

Let’s face it, we never stood a chance: The combination of Mustang AND Florida was simply overwhelming.

Denim Blue was an Audi color for years, I owned a denim blue TT, does that count?

“Turchese” means turquoise in Italian.

“they’re”... all very, very slow.

Pine-Cone Junkie Squirrel! I have ALL their albums, one of my favorite punk rock bands of all time!

Um, 150 grams is 5.35 OUNCES. Per CAN. That’s an extra TWO POUNDS on a six pack. Plus the added cost, etc., etc. This is at best a gimmick, and at worst a really bad idea. It’s a solution to a problem that really doesn’t exist.

The pain in Spain falls mainly on the pit lane.

I do not like red clay, so I say. I will not eat it in a box, I will not eat it with a fox, I will not eat it with a racquet, I will not eat it in a jacket. I will not eat it with Wawrinka, you cannot make me, you little stinka. But try it, and you may, try it and you may I say.

The bridge going to Dodge Island is 3 lanes in each direction, I’m sure they could find room to put a couple cranes in there.

They are great performers, I just think Caddy’s are fucking hideous. I HATE the stealth, all-straight-lines look, and have been waiting for them to move on, but no. Ugly AF, and I’m sorry but there has to be aesthetic appeal for me as well as performance, especially at that price point. I know looks are subjective,…

Boy, if I had a dollar for every time I found myself with a Rothko or a Picasso or an artifact from an archeological dig and no place to put it, I’d have a dollar.

It’s tacky and gaudy as fuck, so I predict they will sell extremely well in Kuwait, UAE, Bahrain, Saudi Arabia, et al.

Well, as long as it’s latex paint, ought to clean up just fine. In a way it’s an improvement. Heretical as it may be among auto journalists, I detest brown cars.

Durex Condoms, with Jesus Saves in the background. Guess they both save!