“...her breasts, sensing danger, leapt into action.” - See, now here is where we could have all benefitted from either video, or, lacking that, at least some good CGI animation of the event.

Uh, putting any money down on any lease is silly. Why pay them a dime before you need to, you’re not saving any money, and the whole thing is deceptive: $10000/42 = $238.00. I’d keep the 10K, put nothing down, and pay $637 a month. Now THAT is a damn good deal, but if they really think that the car is going to…

I’m fluent in Italian, so my guess from the abbreviation would be “Ettogrammi per centimetro”, which would translate as “100 grams per centimeter”, although I can’t make out what, if anything, is obscured by the crescent-moon part of the needle. If it is grams per centimeter, perhaps it is a compression or…

In communist Russia, effects ground you!

I’d hit it. The car is nice too.

Citroen DS 25.

The amphetamine industry will collapse overnight.

They will undoubtedly be the best looking car not to make it out of Q1.

It doesn’t, it’s a dealer plate, usually held on with magnets, used for test drives.

I know the travel part would offset any savings from avoiding exorbitant dealer mark-ups, but isn’t doing European delivery a way to ensure MSRP? I’ve always wanted to buy a car and do that, and I have been looking at the Cayman GT4 specifically. It would be an uber-blast to pick up a car like that in Zuffenhausen,…

Actually, a large percentage of the price of a gallon of gas is taxes that go to pay for myriad things. In the US, the combination of Federal gas tax and state gas taxes ranges from around 45 cents to 65 cents a gallon. At $3 a gallon, that’s about 20% of the cost. That’s just excise taxes, there are others. In Europe…

Abe Froman, the Sausage King?

Call me when someone figures out how to stash a butler back there somewhere. I’m thinking someone like this guy:

I ran into an American couple in Germany, and they were parking their Macan at a garage in Hamburg, and I asked them if they had done the European delivery? The wife said "Yes, and we just love our new Macan!", except she pronounced it exactly like Macon, Georgia. I think that should be grounds for immediate…

The person who gasps constantly and makes other scared noises and stomps on their imaginary brake pedal and is obviouslyterrifiedofdrivingandeveryoneontheroad!!!

It is a stunner in person IMO, the only thing I don’t like is the buck-toothed look the front has with the piece splitting the grill. Oh, and in white I can’t help being reminded of this

OMG, that is the best name ever! If I ever have a mule I'm gonna name it "Test"!

Also, if you like your lift-relatated crashes in slow-mo and with hilariously bombastic music, you're welcome:

Well, he certainly doesn't spend any of his money on his haircut, so I'm sure he has plenty left over for the speeding ticket.

I thought Freeman Thomas designed the original TT.