Abe Froman, the Sausage King?

Call me when someone figures out how to stash a butler back there somewhere. I’m thinking someone like this guy:

I ran into an American couple in Germany, and they were parking their Macan at a garage in Hamburg, and I asked them if they had done the European delivery? The wife said "Yes, and we just love our new Macan!", except she pronounced it exactly like Macon, Georgia. I think that should be grounds for immediate…

The person who gasps constantly and makes other scared noises and stomps on their imaginary brake pedal and is obviouslyterrifiedofdrivingandeveryoneontheroad!!!

It is a stunner in person IMO, the only thing I don’t like is the buck-toothed look the front has with the piece splitting the grill. Oh, and in white I can’t help being reminded of this

OMG, that is the best name ever! If I ever have a mule I'm gonna name it "Test"!

Also, if you like your lift-relatated crashes in slow-mo and with hilariously bombastic music, you're welcome:

Well, he certainly doesn't spend any of his money on his haircut, so I'm sure he has plenty left over for the speeding ticket.

I thought Freeman Thomas designed the original TT.

I'm sure it'll go like stink, but damn, that thing is ugly. Dear Cadillac, please, leave the stealth-fighter look behind. I mean, just look at that front end shot. It looks like some bastard love child from a messy Acura, Cadillac, and Lexus menage-a-trois. If I saw that pull up behind me at a stoplight, I wouldn't be…

It's only a model.

Remember Acura's name issue? When they had the Legend and the Integra, Acura was pissed that snooty Legend owners would refer to their car only as "I drive a Legend." and left the Acura out. Going to a letter-number system forces you to use the manufacturer name first, it's a good marketing move. As for Cadillac's…

Well, you're still wrong. It doesn't matter how much you are going over the speed limit, if someone comes up behind you going faster, you have to move over. Immediately, not when it's convenient to you. That kind of thinking is exactly what is wrong with drivers in our country.

The drivers in Italy on their worst day are 100 times better than an American driver on his best day. Rome is chaotic, yes, but they still know how to drive, and on the highways in Italy they are well-behaved, especially when it comes to lane discipline. You can make the case for chaotic drivers in ANY European…