At what point does Duncan Keith become the subject of Chuck Norris-type jokes?

Pop some nitroglycerin and strap in baby!

I remember right after his draft, going to the Edge in Bensenville, IL for Hawk rookie camp and trying to get interviews for a fledgling hockey site. Everyone was enamoured with the first round pick, Anton Babchuk (remember him? no you dont, liar). No one paid attention to the 170 lbs. second-rounder when he stepped…

When Pizza Hut learned of the employees’ behavior, they offered to buy them dinner:

The walk away is like “No sir, it is your money that is on the dresser.”

“Phew, finally!”

I guess calling it Squidward was too obvious.

There aren’t enough showers I can take after reading this, please tell me he’s spending those 56 years being kicked in the nuts by a trained professional.

Lew Zealand deserves a spot in the top 10!

Looks like an aborted attempt at eternal commemoration.

Is shooting BB’s at Peter King an acceptable way of eulogizing B.B. King?

Curtis Enis