Look at Joey Tribbiani: He had zero chemistry with any of his co-stars because he slept with all of them

How recent is your Malevelon? Because last night when I hit the rack, it was at 93.4something re-liberated.

Did Wall Street/investors know about the counting every view twice scam?!

That is actually really important data because now you can go back and halve everything they’ve touted and see how full of shit they’ve been.

If mike lands 1 hook, if this is a real fight, Paul might die before he gets to the hospital. Mike Tyson is not to be trifled with.

What about all the seams?

Is Guys Who Suck heaven near Whore Island?

Asking for a friend.

Everybody is selling it at this price in the last couple weeks as they clear stock for the new models this fall.

Everybody is selling it at this price in the last couple weeks as they clear stock for the new models this fall.

I can’t wait to drop and test the Flames of Democracy.

I don’t see how the mechs will work. Or the buggy for that matter. It’s hard enough to aim in game if you’re slowly walking backwards and have to aim at an enemy more than 5 degrees away from your current target.

So he’s using what happened to him as a defense for why he’s a sexual predator 2 decades later?

The fucking witness for the defense not practicing proper gun safety on the stand is just the chef’s kiss of disaster.

She got paid for a job she is objectively terrible at. She should STFU and move on.

It IS a wedding dress.

That’s not a cape, I’m pretty sure it’s the remnants of a wedding gown/train.

This isn’t your therapist, Mr. Smalldick.

That’s unfortunate. 

Why would I pay for this feature as a base option? It’s fucking embarrassing and adds weight.

Will it be cheaper if I order without the small dick-energy air horn exhaust?

I like the look.

Nah, fuck that. Put the Poseidon fight in. That was amazing.